Furry Aficionado Gifts

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog yoga

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Litter Tray Training

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Family with pets.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."