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"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

'Of course it's an endangered species. You don't expect me to wear cockroaches, do you?'

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"Foster failure"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"A little help, please."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

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Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

Living with a cataholic.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Baskerville Tabby.

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Cat and Dog Fights.

"The meaning of life is cats."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."