Fur Friend Enthusiast Gifts

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Family with pets.

"A little help, please."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Boy and his dog

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Next!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

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'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...