Fur Friend Enthusiast Gifts

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

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Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Be kind"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"A little help, please."

Family with pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Boy and his dog

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

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'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Next!'