Fur Friend Gifts

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

One man and his dog.

I Wonder if They can Think…

"All true, but their kind did invent the can opener."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'No, I said 'sit'.'

'Look, I'm sorry, I just wanted to bite something, and the newspaper happened to be in my mouth.'

'It's time to renounce our differences in a bipartisan effort to promote unity.'

Boy and his dog

'Happy hour.'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Sit! Beg! Roll over! Good Kitty

"Does he have any idea how unsatisfying a distracted pat on the head can be?"

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"A little help, please."

Super pets.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

Living with a cataholic.

'Can't one eat in peace!'