Fur Family Friend Gifts

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Foster failure"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"A little help, please."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

One man and his dog.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'