Fur Family Friend Pillows

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Foster failure"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"A little help, please."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

One man and his dog.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."