Fur Friend Therapist Pillows

"He has barking issues."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

'Remember me?'

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"That's just not the real me."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

One man and his dog.

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Stuff nervous little dogs yap about.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Pet Peeve Store. The place for people who love to complain about their pets.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Sit! Beg! Roll over! Good Kitty