Furry Therapist Pillows

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Can we talk, Lola?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Licensed Therapist

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!