Feline Therapist Enthusiast Pillows

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Portrait of a Lady

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Pat My Dog $5

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"I really appreciate this."