Furry Friend Therapist Pillows

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Remember me?'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Next!'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"That's just not the real me."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'He's barking mad!'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"This is the best news."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

Winter walk.