Furry Friend Therapist Gifts

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Remember me?'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Next!'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"That's just not the real me."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'He's barking mad!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"This is the best news."

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”