Furry Friend Gifts

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Relax that's all I know!'

'I think the box says something about seeking medical treatment if your tails is up for more than six hours.'

Beyond the call of duty.

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

DOGGIE DREAMS

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Which one is yours?

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'