Furry Friend Gifts

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Relax that's all I know!'

'I think the box says something about seeking medical treatment if your tails is up for more than six hours.'

Beyond the call of duty.

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

DOGGIE DREAMS

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Which one is yours?

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Be kind"

Family with pets.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's already getting attached to you."