Furry Friends Gifts

'He's barking mad!'

'A payment plan? What do you mean?'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Gee, thanks

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."