Furry Friends Fanatic Gifts

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Christmas Pets

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Family with pets.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"A little help, please."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.