Furry Friend Fanatics Gifts

"Bad dog!"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Handshakes.

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

Man's Best Friend.

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

Playing Fetch.

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Be kind"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"A little help, please."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'