Furry Friend Fanatic Gifts

Happy.

'I'm shedding.'

'It contains the great taste of trash and dead birds that dogs love!'

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

Neighborhood Welcome Waggin'

"That's the trouble with pets. They're so destructive."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Sitting Dog

"No, you can't roll in it."

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Dog Food

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Are you sure that's referring to me? I thought it was about YOU.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dog shaking.

Danger - Unpredictable Dog.

'Doctor, are you listening to me?'

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Be kind"

"You're the lapdog. Tell us what they're saying."

Moulting Dog

A dog sneaks into the bed of his owner in the middle of the night.

You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

"They’re called ‘train tracks.’ You simply walk over them. … Hold on, I’ll come get you."

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"Take it easy back there!"

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

"Can I offer you some water while you wait for the vet?"

"What's this I hear about seven years of mine being equal to one of yours?"