Fuzzy Friend Fanatic Gifts

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

So you're a mocking bird...

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

"Be kind"

"A little help, please."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'