Fuzzy Friend Fan Gifts

Pet a Puppy

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppy.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Training.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Love.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

"We'll take him."