Fuzzy Friend Fan Gifts

Pet a Puppy

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Dog Training.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog Love.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."