Feline Friend Fanatic Gifts

"Yeah, well, I was done petting you anyway!"

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

Playing Fetch.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Canine Companion

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cat Towels

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat in a flap

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'