Cat Fanatic Gifts

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

"You're kidding, right?"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"You say you have an identification crisis!"

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

"Hello IT, can you send someone up, my mouse has stopped working again!"

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"Good thing I had my cell phone."

"Oh, all right. I guess we can run a load of cat toys."

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

Too cute for comfort.

Oh, sorry, I just thought the cat face filter was so cute.

"...A cat has also been injured."

'Hold it, make that pizza with half hamburger and half kibble!'

So You Think You're A Cat

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Oh no! Not the kitten photos!'

"It's my white whale."

"Talk about evil creatures, cats seem to have taken over the internet: They're everywhere!"

"Great, there's cat food listed, but can you see 'crackers' on master's shopping list?"

Dog and Cat - "That's scratch and that's sniff."

"I've got nothing."

How Greta Thunberg Convinced People. . .

"Yes, chasing balls and sticks may be dumb, but it is no dumber than chasing laser-pointer dots..."

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

"We need you to settle an argument for us. Which is more adorable, a cat on a Roomba, or a dog on a skateboard?"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"That one's for his cat."

"I'm not sure if it's the sound of the water or the sand, but the beach really makes me have to go."

'It's only a test.'

"This changes everything!"

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

Free bear bugs.

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"As you can see Mr. Smith, your CAT scan was positive."