Cat Fanatic Pillows

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

"You're kidding, right?"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"You say you have an identification crisis!"

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

"Hello IT, can you send someone up, my mouse has stopped working again!"

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"Good thing I had my cell phone."

"Oh, all right. I guess we can run a load of cat toys."

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

Too cute for comfort.

"...A cat has also been injured."

'Hold it, make that pizza with half hamburger and half kibble!'

So You Think You're A Cat

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"It's my white whale."

"Talk about evil creatures, cats seem to have taken over the internet: They're everywhere!"

"Great, there's cat food listed, but can you see 'crackers' on master's shopping list?"

Dog and Cat - "That's scratch and that's sniff."

How Greta Thunberg Convinced People. . .

"Yes, chasing balls and sticks may be dumb, but it is no dumber than chasing laser-pointer dots..."

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"That one's for his cat."

'It's only a test.'

"This changes everything!"

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

Free bear bugs.

"As you can see Mr. Smith, your CAT scan was positive."

"Sorry we had to put you in here, but you became a bit too crazy of a cat lady."

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'

Cheap Dentistry

"You're adopted."

Menage a Paws.