Cat Enthusiast Pillows

"You shouldn't have!"

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"'Jeopardy!' is on."

"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

Feline Facts: Cats are responsible for 67.3% of all adult illiteracy.

"All you really need in life is the love of a good cat."

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."

Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch

"Thank you. You've been a great audience."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

How to be super annoying and cute

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Thanks, hon. Big help as always."

"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

Pavlov's Cat: 'Dream on Buddy.'

'She left everything to her cats.'

"Do you have a reservation?"

Cats make lousy lab pets.

'It's a new flavor, Henry, he want's you to try it first.'

Solicitor tells cats: 'It's unorthodox, I know, but old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"

Copycats

"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."

"I am in so much trouble."

"You can't tell a cat what to do. They have a very strong Union"