Cat Enthusiasts Gifts

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'Oh great, this book's in cow.'

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

'So you're saying your autobiography has eight sequels?'

"So who is this First pet?"

Teaching the cat to use the bathroom instead of the litter box proved to be a mistake.

"Tap water?! As if."

'Tap water?! As if.'

Thank You

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another can of tuna?'

Pre-Copernican cat and Post-Copernican cat.

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"It's some kind of recharging pod."

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

'They've been gone for hours, and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'

'Wait a minute, you thought I wad the pet?'

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Kitty Litter of the Great African Plain.

"Here's my collection of unused cat toys."

Misty could always get down from even the tallest tree

Cat counts nine grim reapers.

'Single male, seeks serious relationship with female... preferably spayed.'

Where the idea for Velcro came from.

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

'Oh, crap.'

"I see you have a cat."

PIZZA FOR CATS

Beware of the Cat.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Christmas Cat

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."