Cat Enthusiasts Gifts

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'Oh great, this book's in cow.'

'So you're saying your autobiography has eight sequels?'

"So who is this First pet?"

"Tap water?! As if."

Thank You

'Tap water?! As if.'

Teaching the cat to use the bathroom instead of the litter box proved to be a mistake.

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another can of tuna?'

Pre-Copernican cat and Post-Copernican cat.

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'

PIZZA FOR CATS

"I see you have a cat."

'Wait a minute, you thought I wad the pet?'

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'They've been gone for hours, and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

"Here's my collection of unused cat toys."

'Single male, seeks serious relationship with female... preferably spayed.'

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Christmas Cat

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

Where the idea for Velcro came from.

Misty could always get down from even the tallest tree

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Beware of the Cat.

Cat counts nine grim reapers.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Cat flap and mouse hole.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

"I wish they'd turn off the news when they leave."

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."