Cat Admirers Gifts

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

A cat sees a dog and gets so scared it explodes.

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

The Hex Files

'Do you have one with a mouse?'

Free kittens.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."