Cat Lovers Gifts

'And this is Ginger, from my fourth marriage.'

"Love you!"

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Pre-Copernican cat and Post-Copernican cat.

Heaven

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'

Long-range planning

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Freudian Slip - Bow Meow.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"You should judge. At least the lap I lick is my own."

'This new cat is good.'

Cat Heaven

"I hate to admit it but now that the cat's away I don't know what to do with all of my free time."

The Cat Lady

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

"It's not about the cat door, is it? It's a 'who is the pet and who is the owner' thing..."

I'm sorry we taught that cat to use the toilet.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"They demanded their own private space? And you gave it to them?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Woof is not a word."

"What part of 'neutered' don't you understand?"

Listen. I'll change it in 30 - 60 days. Just use the yard until then.

I Love Cats/I Love Cat Lovers.

"Geez man. Who keeps a mouse for a pet anyway."

A cat dreaming of being a lion