Cat Lovers Mugs

'And this is Ginger, from my fourth marriage.'

"Love you!"

Heaven

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'

Pre-Copernican cat and Post-Copernican cat.

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

The Cat Lady

"I hate to admit it but now that the cat's away I don't know what to do with all of my free time."

Cat Heaven

'This new cat is good.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Long-range planning

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

Freudian Slip - Bow Meow.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"It's not about the cat door, is it? It's a 'who is the pet and who is the owner' thing..."

"You should judge. At least the lap I lick is my own."

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"This all started with the Fancy Feast."

"I'm trying to position myself as loyal."

"It has to be the chase, because, face it, ... mice don't taste that good."

Cat and Mouse

"A kitten for your thoughts."

How Amazon was invented

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"Why hasn't all this stuff been knocked off my desk already?!"

"I contain multitudes."

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."