Cat Aficionados Gifts

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Clever birdie

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

"This is Fred's gallstone, and this is Muffy's hairball."

"Curiosity is definitely a part of a cat's personality. Last week she hacked into our phone, and now it's our computer."

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Elderly Superhero asked to rescue Cat.

"Why on earth do all these cats feel the need to post 15 pictures a day of their humans?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Nazi Slogan

'The royal masseuse is late again.'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

101 uses of a dead cat: golf cart.

She's gone, my doggy's gone, I don't know where she is...I only know my life's a mess, because of that dumb cat...

'She doesn't understand how frustrating it is, for a flying broom like me, to do this kind of stuff.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Was it the 'Catwoman' dream again?'

'Cheetah!!'

"Take us to your leader!"

"Hi there! Can I help explain this cartoon to you?"

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"Thank you so much for coming."

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.