Feline Admirers Gifts

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

What does aloof mean?

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"This never happened."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pets.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?