Feline Admirers Pillows

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"This never happened."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Litter Tray Training

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

What does aloof mean?

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Pets.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Funky Facts: Cats