Cat Admirers Pillows

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Rubbing the Buddha's belly brings good luck

I'm sure it's fake.

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

A cat sees a dog and gets so scared it explodes.

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

The Hex Files

'Do you have one with a mouse?'

Free kittens.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Now I really hate poetry."