Feline Admirer Gifts

'I'm more of a cat person.'

"Hello, Kitty!"

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Cat Birdwatching

Fish Bone Painting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

'You're very narcissistic.'

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Litter Tray Training

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.