Feline Admirer Gifts

'I'm more of a cat person.'

"Hello, Kitty!"

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Cat Birdwatching

Fish Bone Painting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

'You're very narcissistic.'

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Litter Tray Training

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

What does aloof mean?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."