Kitten Admirer Gifts

"If they don't like our proposal I'll show them the kittens. Everyone likes kittens."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice with Playing Kittens

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'We know you have a cat.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"Slippery, huh?"

Cat Boss

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...