Kitten Aficionado Gifts

Cat Boss

"Fetch a kitten instead."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Litter Tray Training

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Diving Cat.

Pet Cemetery.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'What's that humming sound?'

Funky Facts: Cats

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"