Kitty Aficionado Gifts

"I want a cat."

'We know you have a cat.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Pet Cemetery.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'What's that humming sound?'

Funky Facts: Cats

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."