Kitty Fanatic Gifts

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cat Towels

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"This never happened."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

Woman escapes with cats.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."