Feline Fanatic Gifts

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

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"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

"Guess who?"

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'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

Cat symphony conductor

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"What kind of mischief are you into now?"

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"I would like a will prepared... nine to be exact."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

Old cat with its own stair lift

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

"You haven't a clue what I'm talking about, do you?"

Who am I kidding?

"If I apply for early Social Security, I get this. If I wait until I only have one life left, I get this."

'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Well, so much for that theory!'

'Enough about my worms, tell me about your fleas.'

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"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."

'Did I startle you?'