Feline Fable Fanatic Gifts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Litter Tray Training

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Woman escapes with cats.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"This never happened."

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."