Feline Aficionado Gifts

"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Pets.

'It's a new flavor, Henry, he want's you to try it first.'

'What am I blind, Bob?'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Thanks Team

I'm goin' on a spay-cation!

A cat sleeps with prey heads around it as warnings.

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'Cats are very independent, aren't they?'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Mature Cat Formula.

"Well, think about it: If we collaborate, we'll be able to drag in much bigger things for Master..."

'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'

"I see the cat's left us another little offering."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"This is the best part of the movie."

'I need to buy nine life insurance policies.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."

The cats of war

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

"Around here his word is law."

Cat show features a tabby, an angora and an alley cat holding a bowling ball.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Artists Cats

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.