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"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

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"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Pets.

'It's a new flavor, Henry, he want's you to try it first.'

'What am I blind, Bob?'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

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A cat sleeps with prey heads around it as warnings.

I'm goin' on a spay-cation!

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

Mature Cat Formula.

"Well, think about it: If we collaborate, we'll be able to drag in much bigger things for Master..."

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

'Cats are very independent, aren't they?'

'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

"Around here his word is law."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

The cats of war

"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"This is the best part of the movie."

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"It's me. Clumping or non-clumping? Fragrance or fragrance-free? Natural or..."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I see the cat's left us another little offering."

Cat show features a tabby, an angora and an alley cat holding a bowling ball.