Funny Feline Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

The practical psychopath

Pets.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Hecklers

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'What's that humming sound?'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Funky Facts: Cats

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"So who is this First pet?"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."