Funny Feline Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

The practical psychopath

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

Pet Cemetery.

'What's that humming sound?'

Funky Facts: Cats

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"So who is this First pet?"

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

Portrait of a Lady