Lover Of Feline Humor Gifts

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"She's all over YouTube."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Great mouser!

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

Kitty Litter

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

"If you fits, you sits!"

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."