Lover Of Feline Humor Pillows

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"She's all over YouTube."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'I hate surprises!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Great mouser!

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

Kitty Litter

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"If you fits, you sits!"

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."