Feline Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Funky Facts: Cats

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Projectile hairballing."

"She's all over YouTube."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'What's that humming sound?'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Artists Cats

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"I call it Distressed Feline."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"