Feline Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'I like the touch screen, but I miss playing with the mouse.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Projectile hairballing."

Portrait of a Lady

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.