Feline Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'I like the touch screen, but I miss playing with the mouse.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Projectile hairballing."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

Portrait of a Lady

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."