Humor Enthusiast, Feline Version Gifts

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"I really appreciate this."