Feline Humor Aficionado Mugs

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"She's all over YouTube."

Pet Cemetery.

"Projectile hairballing."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Funky Facts: Cats

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Artists Cats

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."