Lover Of Feline Antics Gifts

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"So who is this First pet?"

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

My Bowl Is Empty.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I really appreciate this."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat