Lover Of Feline Antics Gifts

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"So who is this First pet?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Portrait of a Lady

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

My Bowl Is Empty.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"I really appreciate this."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'