Feline Antics Appreciator Gifts

"All I know is last time I did this Amazon delivered three dozen tins of sardines."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Diving Cat.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Portrait of a Lady

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'